My Endorsement for President of the United States

Rocki Stillson would make the best president.

Iblogdoyou.com announces its endorsement of Rocki Stillson for President of the United States of America.

Rocki kisses a baby on the campaign trail.

Rocki's embrace of setting a maximum work week of 30 hours (20 hours for working single mothers) is proof enough that the American family is of the utmost importance to Stillson. "How can we raise the next generation of America's workers if we are always at work?" Stillson rhetorically asked a crowd gathered in the gymnasium at Samuel Gompers High School in the Bronx last week.

Furthermore, her pledge to cap fuel costs at $1.50 a gallon for gasoline in addition to heating fuel oil is proof enough that she is looking out for the rest of us, not just for her stuck-with-an-antique-furnace self.

Rocki is a natural born salesperson, so her plan to close the trade deficit by beginning to export oxygen is just the kind of forward thinking our country needs. She's not afraid to make the cold call. And soon after taking office she will be "on the phone with the leader of every other country on the face of the earth," selling our oxygen in a way that will put even Zig Zigler to shame. With Rocki's understanding of weather patterns and wind currents, we can all rest assured that her prediction is correct that "plenty of oxygen will drift back in to the United States at no charge from over the Atlantic, Pacific, Canada and Mexico to replace the enormous amount of oxygen we export." Her plan is in a word: brilliant!

While I do find fault in her health care plan requiring all Americans to wear a coat if the temperature drops below 50 degrees "so they don't catch a cold." (Unlike the "oxygen drift-back plan" there is little scientific evidence to support the "wear-a-coat" theory.) However, her suggestion that all Americans wash their hands 12 times a day is spot-on and if adopted by the general public, really should reduce common-cold and influenza outbreaks.

Perhaps Rocki's greatest potential as President lies in her ability to balance the federal budget AND ELIMINATE the national debt by the end of her first term. Her plan to stop spending ANY government money on durable goods is bold. But by simply asking the other nations of earth if we can BORROW their stuff is workable. If a country turns down our petition, Rocki has promised to make them feel so guilty for not sharing that sooner or later they will relent to our request. Then after we have "borrowed" their goods, Rocki has guaranteed that we will not be returning the items to their rightful owners. . . ever!

Rocki's plan for education that would place all children in the same class as all of their friends is revolutionary. "We will have the happiest students on earth . . . happy students learn better," she stated at a campaign stop in Dewey Beach, New Jersey. Her belief that kids should always be in class with their "best buddies" is progressive, but it is at least a fresh idea during this time of stagnant test scores.

The grassroots nature of her campaign has been unprecedented in American history. However, the "drafting of Stillson" should surprise no one. Rocki has the vision, ideas, values, and peskiness to be the next great American president. She has my vote and . . . my endorsement.

My pick, a media darling!